Bush Cheney Impose Neoconism

(Washington: from the Associated People News)

No one can explain--with the scientific accuracy of a Zogby poll--just what began to take place on the steps of the nation's Capital and on main street America in the last few weeks. But people just started appearing from no where--and everywhere--at the same time. They were carrying sleeping bags and tents and bags of food. And they began to construct a tent city in the capital mall and in public parks and city hall squares across America. They are carrying signs which read:

"Mental Health for Us All--Bush/Cheney Must Go Home!" And, "What have You Done with Hillary, Barack, and John?!"

Capital police have attempted to remove the protesters, but they no sooner take one tent family away and another moves into its place. The latest estimate is that there are 200-thousand people already congregated in D.C., and hundreds of thousands more can be seen walking to the mall and public gathering places everywhere. There are reports of traffic jams at both Washington airports and at major bus and train stations from California to New York.

And all of this is further compounded by what appears to be a national "slow-down" of all public and work related activities in the country. People finally seem to have reached the boiling point. They have come to the breaking point in dealing with their anger and frustration. A protest sign which best describes this is:

" We have a half-ass Co-Presidency! Let's move at a half-ass pace." This follows multiple reports, particularly from the "Scooter" Libby trial, about Dick Cheney's inordinate influence in the Bush Presidency, including matters of national security. The terms, "Co-Presidency," and the "Shadow President" are used interchangeably now, as the public's credibility toward the office of "President" is diminished by the practices of the current administration.

From Los Angeles to New York, freeway commuters are deliberately stopping the flow of traffic by turning off their engines and sitting on the hoods of their cars. And authorities cannot tow cars away fast enough to ease the traffic blockage. Service people in restaurants and grocery stores are taking twice the normal time to deliver meals or bag food. And waiting lines at banks and other office facilities have tripled in length as the slowdown bears down on the general public. A service representative at a local Taco Bell put it this way: "We all feel traumatized by this insane government. Neocons are Nazi's and we're going to push back until we get our country back. If they're going to act insane, we're going to act insane, until they realize we're not going along with people like this anymore."

Associated People News interviewed a random sampling of nearly 130 people in the past 12-hours and we have found a remarkable similarity in their comments about why they have decided to come to the front lawn of the United States Congress. In general, they are saying:

"I was watching John Stewart on The Daily Show, and I just couldn't take it anymore. The truth of his satire was so to the point that I had a revelation: "If I don't do something to protect my own sanity and the sanity of my country, then we're all doomed to be as paranoid and lost as the Bush-Cheney Co-Presidency. How many wars do we want to fight? How many lies will we tolerate? I don't have a life at home anymore. I am subjected to these fellows' madness, month after month. They have no right to inflict their neocon paranoid agenda on Americans. I have read the papers! I know the polls show 70-percent of us want them to just go home to Texas and Wyoming and let others clean up the mess they've created. That's why I'm here--To restore some sanity to this country!"

After months of wrangling over words and amendments, and acting far too slowly and timidly for most Americans, the newly-elected Democratic congressional majority successfully passed a vote on Impeachment of Bush-Cheney. The results of the investigations into lying to Congress on the arguments for going to war in Iraq, the allegations of secret adventurism into Iran, the outing of a CIA operative by the Vice-President, illegal use of wiretaps, and secret imprisonment of citizens, and the thousands of Presidential signing statements that nullified laws signed by Congress--all of this served to bring about an overwhelmingly emotional Impeachment proceeding.

Constitutional Crisis.

As of today, the Bush-Cheney Co-Presidency refuses to accept the Congressional mandate to step down. And President Bush has refused to accept the ruling of the Supreme Court, that Congress has the power to remove him from office. Bush has issued yet another signing statement which he says overrides the ruling of the Chief Justices. In a statement delivered by Press Secretary, Tony Snow, the President states, again:

"I am The Decider. I Decide what is legal and what is not in this country. I have signed Presidential Signing Statement number 17,666 which declares: 'The President has supreme authority in all matters of the law and supreme authority in governance of the United States of America.' "

Tony Snow went on to inform the press that, "Congress and the Supreme Court are, henceforth, advisory to the President. His Unity government will consider advice, but it is secondary to the rule of Executive law, as decreed by the Office of the President."

When asked who empowered the President to become a Monarch, Mr. Snow replied:

"The need of the American people to be safe during this time of war."

The press secretary then refused to take anymore questions and said that all further news about the government of the United States would be made available to the American people, exclusively, from the Fox News Channel.

No one has been able to locate Co-President Cheney for his comments about what Fox News is now calling, "The Presidential Unity Government." It is reported that Cheney is in the middle east, working on what Fox News calls "The Unity Government of the Middle East." This new Unity government reportedly will include Iraq, Syria, and Iran in a Federal Union where oil revenues will be divided on a formula, whereby Exxon Mobil will receive 75-percent of oil production and the federal union will share the remaining 25-percent, much like Iraq's original oil sharing deal with Exxon Mobil. The former leaders of both Iran and Syria disappeared about a month ago, of course, and speculation from press sources is that they are being held at Guantanamo, as enemy combatants. Neither country has assembled a military response to what appears to be an American takeover, as both country's seem to have been sufficiently intimidated by evidence of a massive display of cruise missiles, with thermo-nuclear warheads, along the coasts of Iran and Syria, aboard U.S. naval craft, as well as along the interior borders between Iraq and Syria, and Iraq and Iran. Thus, the U.S. is capable of delivering nuclear destruction on two fronts to both countries simultaneously.

The psychological impact of a world on the brink is evident in the public behavior reported earlier. Back in this country, people have expressed outrage and concern, as well, over the disappearance of Barack Obama, Hilllary Clinton, and John Edwards. Fox News declared in a broadcast last week that, "Due to the strong anti-Unity Government protests of Obama, Clinton, and Edwards, it was necessary for the President to send them to a re-programming facility in Texas, to cleanse their minds of an archaic belief in a 'Constitutional System of Shared Powers.' " Once they are reprogrammed and accept the efficiency of Unity government, Mr. Bush assures the public that they will have every right to run for office as a candidate for, "Presidential Unity." Mr Bush suggests:

"They is good folk...jus' mis-informed 'bout the way things is gonna be for a Unity President in the New World Order. We got ways of trainin' em in Texas. They be as good as new, real soon."

"The Elected Monarchy of the People. That's what they can run for just as soon as they get their heads screwed on straight," Mr. Bush concluded.

Former President, Bill Clinton, fled the country weeks ago and has been given asylum by the European Union. Rumors persist, by a hopeful public, that Mr. Clinton is working with the E.U. on a plan to abduct Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney and defuse the nuclear cliff hanger that now confronts the world and restore Constitutional Democracy to America. Other rumors suggest that a joint treaty has been facilitated by Mr. Clinton, between the E.U., Canada, several South American countries, and Russia and China, to amass a military capable of countering the neocon-led agenda of the Co-Presidency. Mr. Cheney fired off his shotgun during a Fox interview and looked at the camera and said:

"I got a piece of advice for President Clinton. We're watching you, Bill. There's no way your insurgency is gonna work. We even know the color of your lady friends panties. And there's no way those panties are returning to the White House."

Carl Rove is still beaming over his new position as "Secretary of Reality." Rove replaces Condoleezza Rice, who reportedly got so angry at Mr. Cheney's recent decisions that she quit. Said Condi:

"I've had it with that smug bastard. George can be his water boy, 'cause "Boy George." needs a father figure. He's so slow, he can't even tell when ideas are being planted in his head by Dick. I've had it with oil induced megalomania. People are already calling me the Aunt Jemima of Dick Cheney's foreign policy. I'm going to go let my hair down and be sexual for the first time in a long time. Everybody sees me as asexual! Well, you just watch me shake my bootie. I'm sick of neocons and con-artist preachers! I'm tired of being screwed without being screwed!"

The President, not liking to upset his staff, awarded Ms. Rice the Presidential Medal of Freedom on her last day in office. The office of Secretary of State was terminated with Rove's promotion and Mr. Rove will occupy the former Secretary of States' expansive headquarters. Rove realized that Americans--and eventually the rest of the world--would have to adjust to this new form of government. They would need to be educated in the language of neoconocracy, neoconomics and neoconworldism. Only neocandidates are acceptable to the new Unity government. Rove only has eight more years to orient the public to its new reality. That's when the President says he will hold the next--and first--election for the Presidential Unity Government. There will be no limitation on terms of office. And all elections will use the new electronic voting machines that will be monitored by the Secretary of Reality's office.

Barbara Bush was recently quoted in the New NeoCon New York Times as saying, "This is such a blessing for us all! No more messy and dreary Democrat/Republican cat fighting over everything! The Decider System of Unity streamlines everything and makes it so much easier for neoconglobalism to be spread to every needy person in this world. Why, already, Mr Cheney is organizing George W's next move, into 'Unity-Europe.' We have plenty of counter moves to Bill Clinton's scheme.Those old-world folk have been so slow at capitalizing on what George's daddy called, "The New World Order," many years ago. Now 'Unity International' will provide the leadership those old world folk couldn't deliver on their own! Why, they could have had as much influence in the world as America, but they just sat back, all timid, and let us do all the fighting, and pay for all the weapons and workout all the geo-politics. Well, serves them right! We get all the goodies 'cause we did all the work! You know what Georgie always says: He believes in an 'Ownership Society!' It's the way God intended it! Animals kill each other to survive--It's Eat or be Eaten. People are either Owners. Or they are Owned. That's just the way it is!!!!"

But back to the situation at the Capital Mall and what appears to be developing as a major showdown between Joe Citizen, from main street USA, and the new Unity police force on the Mall and in the public squares.

Larry Libertine of Leucadia, California put it this way:

"I know that Carl Rove says that we all need to adjust to the NEW REALITY because it has so much to offer us all, but I liked debating the issues and having a say in my government--even if it was a pretty inefficient and argumentative government. I don't trust George Bush and Dick Cheney. And the polls suggested that about 70-percent of the public didn't trust these guys. So why should we be told what to do by people we believe are crooks and traitors to our form of Constitutional Democracy? No! Patrick Henry was right: I'll take Liberty or I'll die in this capital mall fighting for it."

Libertine's concerns were, of course, magnified exponentially when the entire West Coast of America--California, Washington, and Oregon--suceeded from the United States. This had been a matter of western folklore for decades, but Bush-Cheney authoritarianism finally led to the creation of what is now the new nation of "Pacifica." With a combined population of nearly 50-million people, the new west coast nation can field it's own military and has one of the largest economies in the world. Much like the Mexican border problem that never got resolved in Washington, D.C., the Co-Presidency is preoccupied with more pressing issues and has very few resources to challenge Pacifica at this time. The new President of Pacifica, Dianne Feinstein, has already dispatched her west coast troops to stop the illegal military draft induction at the Mexican border, at San Diego, and is inflicting heavy damages to Australian troops along the Arizona border with California. It's reported that pro-neocon Senator, John McCain, was wounded by a Pacifica missile that struck an Australian military camp, near Phoenix, last week. The Vice-President of Pacifica is Bill Gates. Mr. Gates has developed a new, top secret, and highly sophisticated super computing system and software that is said to rival anything in the U.S. Defense Department. Already, some western orbiting satellites have come under the control of Pacifica and the rumors abound that Constitutional forces have the capability to counter-mand any directives that the Co-Presidency might implement, including the launching of intercontinental ballistic missles. Mr. Gates remains criptic about his endeavors, but says:

"Nothing will be done to impede the safety of all Americans and all freedom loving people in the world. And nothing will be enabled to damage the sovereignty of Constitutional forces, as they take down the autocracy of the Co-Presidency."

Pacifican's can't explain what's happening, or how it's happening, but all Pacificans receive coded e-mails and text messages, instantaneously, which inform them about anything they might do to aid the cause of Freedom. It's the first time in human history that 50-million people find themselves working together, simultaneously, on a project to restore the American Democracy. People and resources are being transported over night and the Pacifica infastructure is starting to look like something from the 22nd Century. Japan has been awarded a contract to design and oversee the construction of a bullet train from San Diego to Seattle. Within five years all vehicles must either operate on bio-fuels, electricity or hydrogen. The autocracy is spying, via its remaining satellites, but all it can see are what Pacificans are calling "Free-Domes," which are popping up from California to Oregon to Washington. What are in those Free-Domes is a top secret that only a few Pacificans and the top brass of America's Constitutional forces command.

American's are asking themselves, "How did we get to this place? How do we find ourselves slaves to masters who were supposed to serve us?"

According to a report in Underground Times, Dick Cheney explained it all one night to George Bush, after Mr. Bush was appointed President by the Supreme Court. Mr. Cheney was on his fourth bourbon and Mr.Bush was on his fourth cream soda. Dick was stroking his long shotgun, that lay across his lap, when he told the Co-President-elect, "Well, Georgie, I have finally gotten even with those bastards who took down my beloved Commander-n-Chief, Dick Nixon. I told myself, then, that I would work until America had Presidents who answered to NO ONE. Just between you and me, Georgie, I have no stomach for a namby-pamby democratic process.The Congress is a bunch of amateur wienies. We need an autocrat who can lead this country, and the world, to Unity. A Unity Government! That's what we'll have! You listen to me, Georgie. I know the intricacies of Washington and I know how to make it happen." The rest is history, according to The Times.

So 200-thousand are assembled and the legions of people coming to Washington continues. Due to the incredible seizure of political power and geo-strategic land masses in the Middle East that have been acquired by the Bush/Cheney neocon machine, the rest of the world--that is not yet under the Unity unification--is realigning itself. World leaders, from all over the globe, have recently spoken out on issues that, heretofore, would have been considered strictly "American" issues. As President Putin of Russia put it:

"The American's can't have it both ways anymore. They talk about a global economy and globalization, and then they want us to remain silent while they seize power and political opportunity, from one nation to the next, for themselves. We think the American people have had their nation stolen from them and placed in the hands of the profiteers of self-interest. If American's can't humble the grandiosity of their corrupted leaders, then the rest of the people of the world will be forced to humble America. The world embraces a democratic America. It does not embrace an Imperial America."

China and Russia have broken off all diplomatic ties with Washington. They have signed a mutual protection treaty against American incursion. The President describes them as the "post-Unity axis of evil." Fox News reports America'a Unity government will require an enlarged army of two million more soldiers, to prepare itself for an additional two-front war. All immigrants to this country--even illegals--will be given immediate citizenship for joining the military. At the border crossing in San Diego, it is estimated that some five-thousand Mexican nationals are crossing into the country everyday. They are being greeted by Unity military recruiting officers and signed-up for service. Training facilities at Camp Pendleton have been significantly increased. Meanwhile, the U.S. is experiencing massive defections of its own military troops, who refuse to defend the "Unity" Co-Presidency. As the situation in America grows more tense on the streets, the conservative Australian government has joined forces with the American neocon movement . Australia has committed 300,000 of its troops to police American cities, in order to maintain the Unity autocracy.

Last month, the European Union offered the United Nations a new world headquarters in Vienna, until the end of the 21st Century. The U.N. accepted and has moved its operations. George Bush was overheard telling wife, Laura, at a Neocon Party meeting, "Thank you, Jesus, for getting that debating society out of America. They don't make a lick of sense to neoconglobalism!" The neocons are also urging the Co-Presidency to drop the official title of "Republican Party," and changing the party's name to the "Unity Neocon Party."

Former Vice-President, Al Gore, has been given asylum in Sweden. Fox News, speaking for the White House, has called Gore, "A traitor to the People of the United States." The Fox News Channel says that, "Gore's catastrophic lies about the environment have frightened the people of America and threaten to jeopardize economic growth in the U.S. and abroad." Gore is reportedly working on an environmental plan that will reduce the need for oil products in America by nearly 50-percent in 15-years, while providing thousands of new jobs in "green" industry. He, reportedly, has also been given some top secret information from Constitutional forces inside the CIA and NSA about the Neocon agenda and its implementation. Mr. Gore is proving to be an increasing threat to Neocon autocracy.

Gore has responded to the Fox News story by saying that, "George Bush and Dick Cheney are the real traitors. And the abandonment of the United States Constitution will not stand. Forces are gathering to correct the insanity that has befallen our country."

Gore is calling for the outlawing of the neocon movement. He says, "The Republican party was hijacked by conservative elements in 2000 that were never appropriately or officially elected and have proven themselves to be as dangerous as the Nazi Party was to Germany, and the rest of the world."

Gore says, "All neocons should be considered part of an illegal and unofficial political party and they should be banned from all government participation." Gore has called for Bush and Cheney to surrender their co-presidency to the Congress of the United States.

The World Is On The Brink.

People are having trouble coping with the crisis. They are dividing on pre-Unity and post-Unity positions. There are reports that Unity forces are opening camps to confine pro-Constitutional forces. So far, security has been limited to the use of water canon and police dogs in the streets. But the Australian troops are looking, increasingly, tense as they are being taunted to fight by pro-Constitutional American citizens who confront them.

In Iraq it's not certain that the situation can be resolved without more bloodshed than we have been living with for the past eight years. The average kill count in Iraq is now 400 citizens and 100 U.S. troops per day. Just when the news was looking up from the European Union and the rumors about President Cllinton's activities, the Bush White house played yet another card.

All major U.S. corporations that have not already signed on to the promises of the new Unity government, are now being offered complete tax exemptions and the right to form their own private military--as long as they are in compliance with the protocols of the Unity government and agree to the presence of a Unity political officer at the top of their corporate chain of command. Mr. Bush first awarded this new form of empowerment to Wal Mart, which contracted with Halliburton and Boeing to seize the island of Cuba. Wal Mart World headquarters are now in Havana. The people of Cuba, according to Fox News, are happy that they can now buy American products--especially cars. Donald Rumsfeld was appointed by Wal Mart to serve as its new Secretary of Defense. Fox News says pro-Unity Cubans worship George Bush as their savior--The New American Jesus Christ.

This element--of the Messiah--has, of course, run throughout the Bush Presidency. Many on the religious right have consistently argued that Bush is a messenger of God. He has said, repeatedly, that he is "blessed." Carl Rove, as Secretary of Reality," has to prepare for all eventualities--even the worst kind. If Bush, Cheney and the Neocons fail, it is reported that Rove has prepared a ceremony, to be aired on the Christian Broadcast Network and Fox News, that will allow Bush to have himself crucified, rather than surrender to Constitutional forces. Should this come to pass, Bush will be set upon a cross in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House. Fox News reporters will provide live commentary of the Crucifixion and the Reverend, Pat Robertson, will facilitate the ceremony. Robertson is prepared to say:

"The World has now witnessed the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, in George Bush, and it has turned against his Lord, God, once again! May God have mercy on us all!"

Rove has written a script and it is believed that the President's last words will, in fact, be:

"Forgive them, Father! They know not what Neocons would do."

Associated People News will provide continuing coverage of our world on the brink. We invite readers to send comments that might further refine this story, and help us monitor the rumors and political spin that is being propagated by neocon forces. For example, we also have reports that Keith Olbermann--the first major broadcast news anchor to use the term "Co-Presidency" and "Shadow President."-- and Chris Matthews, both of MSNBC, are also missing. Fox News had charged them last week with "becoming dangerously Centrist," in their coverage of the political crisis. NBC Nightly News and the CBS Evening News seem safe, as they have been excessively sanitized news vehicles for several years now. The ABC World News, of course, was removed from the air months ago, and its stations were re-allocated to Fox News. ABC's investigative division was deemed too powerful a vehicle, after its exposure of the Foley scandal and the hypocrisy of the Republican majority, which led to the loss of its power in Congress and the constitutional showdown between the Democratic Party and the Co-Presidency. ABC Investigative Reporter, Brian Ross, is also missing. Republicans got their revenge. All Air America stations have been burned to the ground and their signals reassigned to Unity government programming. All Air America anchors have been declared enemy combatants and shipped to Guantanamo.

Tremendous news for Constitutional forces came just a few days ago, when it was learned that Speaker of the House-- and second in line to the Presidency-- Nancy Pelosi, had escaped from the country. Conservatives are outraged at pro-Constitutional elements in the Pentagon, who used Pelosi's already controversial aircraft as a decoy to gain her safe passage. It was reported that Pelosi was on a routine weekend trek to San Francisco in her plane, when actually, she was placed in a Stealth bomber, which can't be tracked by radar, and sent to an unknown country. Pelosi left a message for the American people which read:

"We will return with Eagle's, to the nest of Democracy, as we purge the vultures of autocracy."

History could still make Nancy Pelosi the first woman President of the United States of America.

Of course the worst and most bloody incident in all of this, was the public hanging, from the Washington Monument, of John Stewart of the Daily Show, and Steven Cobert, of the Cober(t) Repor(t). Both men were deeply loved by pre-Unity American's. But Carl Rove, as Secretary of Reality, in an official statement, declared:

"Reality is too dangerous in the hands of satirists. These men--filled with biting wit, irony and sarcasm--would mock even the grandest of neocon glories and Unity ideology. We could not let their cynicism prevail. Unity is for the greater good. There can be no dissent. We tried, but we could not re-program these two individuals. Let them be an example of what is most wrong in social defiance and lack of respect for the God given authority of the Unity movement and neoconism. God Bless Neoconism. Amen." Rove added, "Henceforth, all humor is to be approved by the Department of Reality. And committing unapproved satire is a capital offense."

We need more reports from the field, if we are to survive what MSNBC is now calling, "America's Second Civil War: Neocon Autocracy vs. Constitutional Democracy." Keep sending your cell feeds to YouTube and keep filing your written reports here, so that history has some record of what happened--NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS! If this reporter should also disappear, Hubpages has permission to monitor this Hub and post all pertinent information and comments.

If you find the reports of the Associated People News offensive and mistrustful--of current "official" Washington and the neocon agenda, and certain individuals--then we shall respond in a way which your leaders find appropriate to autocracy:

"I'm The Decider."

That's it. That's what you've chosen.

God's Speed, Constitutional Forces, For The Highest Truth And The Highest Good.

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